Greetings Earthalonians of the past! It is a pleasure to great all of you. Let me introduce myself. I am Roy Thunder, adventurer of the Future here to assist my fellow brethren and prevent this catastrophe of the Hillbilly Apocalypse. I will try to give my knowledge from my future and examine what is happening here to help in the ultimate plan. We must team up and stop this while we can. You though zombies would be scary and hard? Ha! Think again, my friends, think again.
Now onto business.
Upon my first observations of this time, I noticed a strange blue plastic like sheet being used by the organization in question. At this moment, I still don't know what it's initial purpose is, but I have seen it used for many a things:
Cover "Swimming holes"
Shelter
Flooring
Eating Mat
Play things
Car Protectors
But the most bizarre is the apparent project that seems to be underway as we speak. I was able to come in contact with a friendly tribe member of the Hillbillious Maximous and acquire information on the project. He told me of a wondrous flying contraption was being made. That soon, man would be able to fly in the sky without the help of a plane. As I thought back to my days in the future, I could remember seeing flying men in the sky with what you call here shotguns and slingshots in hand.
Brethren, with this knowledge, we can know start planning a counter. I will continue my observations on the battle front. More news to come to you later.
- Roy Thunder
Save us Roy Thunder!
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